If I had a dollar for every time I started a diet … I would have enough money to afford liposuction and a boob job by now!
So here we are … another year over and a new one starting. I vowed that weightloss would not be my resolution for the New Year (again)! Unfortunately, I didn’t stick to my guns so here I am (sorry I like food)! I have made countless “donations” to my local gyms, and to give weightloss one last shot, I just purchased a new membership (you can’t beat $10 a month!). I also figured if I start Blogging I will feel obligated to stick to my guns, especially since my lovely friends will be following me and supporting me all the way through (right!?)!
Why Kilt Girl in the Making? Well, one of my very good friends owns several Tilted Kilt restaurants … I was supposed to be in shape and work for the first one that opened … and the second one, and now his third one (eeek!). I have yet to start my first shift there! Bottom line is I want to get my @$$ in that cute little uniform, work there for some extra cash and take all my besties to Vegas! Oh, and move out and live on my own. That’s the plan and I am hoping by my 26th Birthday in March I will be somewhat close to fitting into that uniform, or at least a really hot dress for my b-day party!
Let’s go over some of the “diet fails”:
Personal Trainer = SATAN!
Seattle’s Sutton’s Healthy Eating = EEEW!
Slim Fast = EEEW!
Atkins – this one actually worked for me … until I started eating bread and gained double the weight back! So we can mark this one down as a fail!
Bikram Yoga = I thought I was going to die!
Some things I am going to focus on:
Changing my eating habits
Cardio
Spin Class
Toning
Focusing on me, me, me, and me! Did I mention me?
I plan on making weekly updates to let you know how I’m progressing as well as confess my failures for the week! New Year, new me! So we start Monday right? ;)
